Gaydar.net Survey: The Perfect Tool For The Summer Traveler
Size Matters And Gay Dating Website, Gaydar.net Tells Us Where It Matters Most and More. Silly, Salacious and Kinda Sexy. Plus A Video That's Already a Viral Sensation.
New York, NY – June 22, 2010 – Traveling abroad this summer? Itchin’ to host a foreign exchange stud? Gaydar.net, the world’s largest gay dating website, has thoughtfully done the gruntwork to provide you with just the tool to make the most of their unique Travel Feature. One click and you can let the locals know you’re in town or check out all the fresh faces (etc.) coming your way. Check the Gaydar.net stats below and view their very funny man-on-the-street video of unsuspecting New Yorkers being polled on their knowledge of foreign, um, affairs.
When In Rome...Go to Greece!
According to the latest stats compiled by Gaydar.net, size queens need look no further than Greece. Turns out the birthplace of big thick Corinthian columns is also home to the most "Extra Large Dicks," not to mention the third-most "Tops." Now we really understand the allure of Mykonos.
Top of the "Tops" goes to Egypt, which also grabs a bronze in "Extra Large Dicks." Sadly, that's a lot of desert sand tossed in the face of poor hunky Italy, which failed to make the top 5 grade in any category. (Go anyway. All those furry Romans will need consoling.)
Penis Purpose Paradox
Coming in close behind is France, which (along with Greece) confidently shares the paradoxically popular “Extra Large-Dicked Bottom” title, followed by Macao strutting under the ambitious “Small-Dicked Tops” banner. And Hungary is indeed hungry: they've got the most "Small Dicked-Bottoms." (They've also got the third most "Tops." Just sayin'.)
What about US?
Here at home, Americans are keepin' it real. We don't need to be #1 in everything. Or even anything. Like Italy, we didn't make the top 5 cut in any category. Let’s just chalk up not ranking top 5 in any of the extreme categories to maintaining our rep as aw-shucks modest, Boy Scout-honest, and generally wholesome guys. Surprisingly we've got some mighty fine company down in Latin America, where the hot-blooded, Latin lovers also come in south of the honor role. (Leave us alone while we kiss and make it better.)
Below are the top honors derived from a survey of over 6,000,000 Gaydar.net profiles in 25 countries. (We only included total tops, total bottoms and those with the largest and smallest dicks because, frankly, no one’s booking flights to the land of the Average-Dicked Versatile/Bottom, anyway.)
The StatsTop 5 Dick Size According to Gaydar.net
Extra Large Dicks: Greece + France, Egypt, Turkey, Spain
Small Dicks: Macao + Turkey, Thailand, Poland, Hungary
Top 5 Tops/Bottoms According to Gaydar.net
Tops: Egypt + Macao, Greece, Hungary, Thailand
Bottoms: France + Hungary, Germany, Greece, China
Best-In-Show According to Gaydar.net
Extra Large-Dicked Tops: Egypt, Greece (tie)
Extra Large-¬Dicked Bottoms: France, Greece (tie)
Small-Dicked Tops: Macao
Small-Dicked Bottoms: Hungary
And What About U.S.?
(Here’s how we ranked the top 25 of each category Gaydar.net)
Extra Large Dicks: 14th
Small Dicks: 21st
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